Megan from Melrose Place has a baby!

The "Who Cares?" News!!



Lance and Matthew: The love that was not meant to be

The TomKat wedding is coming together with Italy as their background. Poor Italians.

Megan from Melrose Place has a baby!

Reese Witherspoon tries her best to look happy.

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Helena Bonham Carter is Mrs. Lovett



Helena Bonham Carter will fill Angela Lansbury's shoes as Mrs. Lovett in Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd. She will star opposite Johnny Depp who plays the title character.


Mrs. Lovett, a role originated onstage by Angela Lansbury, is a murderess who dispenses her victims' bodies in meat pies and becomes the amorous accomplice of the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. In most stage productions, Mrs. Lovett has been about a decade older than the Demon Barber and is usually someone in her 50s; Carter and Depp are about the same age and in their early 40s.


Sacha Baron Cohen aka Ali G is in talks to join the cast as Signor Adolfo Pirelli. Shooting begins early next year for a late Christmas 2007 release. It will be shot entirely in England.

Helena only got the role from sucking the director's fug dick! I mean, she'll probably be good but I can't help thinking that there were better hos out there. Tim Burton of course has a history casting his main bitch in all of his movies.

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A Necklace That is Even Too Elegant for Tori Spelling

A Necklace That is Even Too Elegant for Tori Spelling



Tori Spelling and her husband, Dean McDermott, were so excited when they found out she was knocked up that they kept the pregnancy test stick. They figured out a way to immortalize this moment forever. Dean is planning to make a necklace for Tori out of the stick.

He said, "We still have the pregnancy stick. I'm going to make a necklace out of it!"

At about $15, this is probably the only kind of necklace Tori can afford. Why the hell would you wear your vagina piss all over your damn neck?!

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ngelina Jolie's all demure and crap now that she's a mother

fternoon Crumbs



Atoosa Rubenstein's reflection - FourFour

Paula Abdul gets served on eBay - A Socialite's Life

Angelina Jolie's all demure and crap now that she's a mother - Hollywood Rag

Mischa Barton slips - Egotastic!

Carmen Electra might go dyke - Hollywood Tuna

In cased you missed it, the skinny Brit Brit - IDLYITW

Gabriel Aubry is so damn fine, but probs dumb as shit - Just Jared

Aniston should save the dough and get her face fixed - Celebrity Nation

Worst magazine cover ever - Popsugar

Traci Bingham the Buttaface - The Bastardly

My Halloween costume - Mollygood

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Models Working for Food?!?

Tom Cruise wants David Beckham

Tom is Still Trying to Get Some Becks Lovin'

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Tom Cruise wants David Beckham so bad it even hurts me. Not only has he tried desperately to become his friend, making Katie Holmes hang around with Posh, but now he thinks he can buy Becks with a movie career. Tom really think Becks can make it big in Hollyweird and wants to help him out.

Tom recently said, "The guy is so multi-talented and I would welcome the chance to work with him on a movie. He would make a great baddie, playing against type. It would be a sure fire box office hit."

I'm sick of posting pics of Tom Cruise, so I went with this one of two cats instead. Strangely, these two do kind of look like Tom and Becks. Tom being the little orange one, of course.

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Hot Slut of the Day!

Hot Slut of the Day!



Karina Smirnoff from Dancing with the Stars

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Birthday Sluts



Don Johnson (54)
Ty Pennington (41)
Chris Kattan (36)
Trey Parker (37)
Jon Favreau (40)
Evander Holyfield (44)
Jennifer Holliday (46)
John Lithgow (61)
Michael Gambon (66)

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Who Would You Rather Punch in the Face?


Parasite Hilton & Cameron Diaz at William Rast on 10/18




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An Alien Has Landed!

An Alien Has Landed!



Posh Beckham is taking over the world. From Paris (above) to Tokyo (below) she's spreading her fashion message. She was in Tokyo yesterday promoting her new jewelry line and also talking about her new fashion website where women and fans can buy everything Posh from jeans to jewelry. The site is called DVBstyle.com and will launch on October 30th to coincide with her new book. She is also in talks with American Idol producer, Simon Fuller, to judge a fashion-type show for the US.

Since Posh is keeping busy, she says that she's done delivering babies.

"I would love to have more children, maybe not for a year or so because I'm enjoying the three I've got - and it's hard work."

Her doctor also probably told her she couldn't have anymore tummy tucks. Please tell me she's not going to adopt an African baby!

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Posh Beckham is taking over the world. From Paris (above) to Tokyo (below) she's spreading her fashion message. She was in Tokyo yesterday promoting her new jewelry line and also talking about her new fashion website where women and fans can buy everything Posh from jeans to jewelry. The site is called DVBstyle.com and will launch on October 30th to coincide with her new book. She is also in talks with American Idol producer, Simon Fuller, to judge a fashion-type show for the US.

Since Posh is keeping busy, she says that she's done delivering babies.

"I would love to have more children, maybe not for a year or so because I'm enjoying the three I've got - and it's hard work."

Her doctor also probably told her she couldn't have anymore tummy tucks. Please tell me she's not going to adopt an African baby!

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